THE PUB CRAWL PRAYER

OUR BEER THAT IS MADE IN HEAVEN
HALLOWED BE THY TASTE.
THY WILL BE DRUNK, WE WILL BE DRUNK,
ON THIS BUS, AS IT IS IN HEAVEN.
GIVE US THIS DAY OUR FOAMY HEAD,
AND FORGIVE US OUR SPILLAGES,
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILL AGAINST US.
AND LEAD US NOT INTO INCARCERATION,
BUT DELIVER US FROM HANGOVERS.
FOR THINE IS THE ALE, THE PILSNER, AND THE LAGER,
FOREVER AND EVER.
- PROST –